things that really piss me off, push my buttons, burst my bubble (updated):

-american idol
-boost mobile adds (first of all there werent cell phones in the seventies or when ever these rap stars were kids and at the end when "fat joe" or whatever the hell his name is turns his cell phone upside down and mutters "where you at'? in the reciever, he just hangs up. he doesnt wait for a reply...so basicly it acomplishes nothing. he apparently just likes the sound of his voice, the cocky asshole.)
-when solitary people take up four person booths.
-when people dont move to the back of the bus.
-really screechy voices.
-most pre-pubecent boys.
-nine year old girls with superiority complexes.
-people who think they are activists but clearly arent.
-music rapists
-yuppies
-the facist bastards who run my neighborhood.
-stupid cocky preppy boys with khakis and white t-shirts who think they are hot shit because maybe once some "chick" sucked his penis.
-stupid cocky boys who are so insecure that one might question their sexual orientation they are constantly reminding people they are "straight"
-people who purposly misspell words
-people who pretend to be stupid, who clearly have potential.
-Disney "family films" loaded with slap stick and sap. (if i had a dime for every time a man was kicked or hit in the testicles in one of these movies i would be a billionaire. we get it, it hurts, now how about some new ideas?)...(also, the scene where the dog's collar gets attatched to the table cloth and it runs away and drags all of the feast onto the ground...sometimes the dog even goes as far as to bite a man in the testicles...which brings me back to my first point...)
*please note the only movie where this is ok is "theres something about mary", which makes up for the exceptionally lame slapstick with the cameo of jonathan richman.

there are just so many stupid things in the world.