Tuesday, January 03, 2006

one of my biggest fears is being impaled by a yield or stop sign in heavy winds. you always hear the stories about the person who gets their head sliced off by a stop sign in 100 mph gusts. you always think its the thing that happens to other people. but happens when you become the "other people"? its dangerous i tell you. when ever i hear something shocking of that nature i never forget it. i just have to remember to always wash thrift store pants, not ride horses on pavement, not stare in the mirror too long, not masterbate and make sure that if i do infact get impaled by a stop sign that i should not pull it out, being that i would bleed to death.

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Blogger The Rattle Bag said...

my father reads your blog. take the extra percotioins
or whatever

10:40 PM  

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