i think i learn "life's lessons" best by overhearing conversations in hokey mexican resteraunts.
Tonight in one mexican resteraunt i came to overhear an obese man behind me who seemed to be hitting on two blonde women. his conversation went something like this.
his name was tim, we shall call the woman sandy.

Tim: i went to the Bustop once back in 1973. and as it so happens, bob dylan wrote a song about it.
Sandy: wait, he wrote a song about you or the strip club?
Tim: both, you know the song, "tangled in blue" it may not sound like it, but if you lsiten closely, you can hear it.

(by this time we could hardly control our laughter, but then he dropped the bomb)

Tim: ive found, that if you speak frankly to women they are much more comfortable with you, for example this one time i was talking to this girl and i said 'so, i was wondering, have you ever been fucked up the ass?' and i was so suprised because she said 'yes i have', so then i asked her if it hurt, and she told me that it did, so then, so then i asked her, 'now, promise not to hit me, but...did ya like it?' and she said yes.

we couldnt believe what we were hearing, what kind of guy is this? im sure he is some creep how goes to cheesy luao bars and mexican resteraunts and uses the exact same story for every woman he meets.
later, in an in depth discussion involving whether "money is evil" or not, he claimed that he donated a lot of money to charity regularly, and concidering that, how could money be evil??

it was fantastic.