today while i was sitting math class, feeling quite bored, i noticed that in my bag i had the calling card for a las vegas stripper named GiGi. There is a sort of creepy picture of a blonde woman, naked fromt the waist up with tiny red stars that barely cover the areola and a sultry look on her face that seems to resemble some sort of carnivorous fish. I thought it would be hilarious if i was to fling it on to the ground and see what people would do when they noticed it. So, during break, when i was sure that the few people in the room werent looking, i (non-chalant like), folded the card slightly and flicked it under the desk in front of me. I continued to read my book and sit back and wait. When class started again, the first person to notice it was the kid who constantly misuses words and says hello to me at uncomfortable moments. He took a quick glance at it, shrugged and threw it across the room. it landed in the next desk isle over, where this rather dim, unsettelingly burly kid named joe picked it up, i watched the entire episode, he was walking by perfectly normally, when it caught his eye, he stopped for a moment, looked around and then bent down to pick it up. He stood there observing it, and then moved to his seat where he stared at it, a slight perverted smile across his face. Then the rest of his stupid friends took looks at it intensly staring until one of them shouted "what the hell did this come from" and tossed it to the side. GiGi was now lying on the far opposite side of the classroom. I was sad for a while, but in the end of class more people found it, thought it was funny, then the stupid kids attatched it to the ceiling with a pencil, where, im assuming, it still hangs. that is until the administrators notice it. And no one will ever know where it came from. I wondered why they didnt think of that, i mean honestly, what kind of person would be holding one of those anyway.
The best part is no one suspected me, why would i do that? all i do it sit quietly with my notebook and glare. It made my day a little bit better.